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October 29, 2002 - 11:09 pm yesterday morning jeff told me that in my sleep i said, at full volume, "the feet. that's right!" not so notable in and of itself, but for the first time i can ever recollect, i know why i said something i said in my sleep. i was dreaming that i was teaching a little baby about the plural of foot, and actually, the dialog in the dream went like this: me: one...baby: foot. me: two... baby: feet! me: that's right! also, i apparently sing in my sleep, too. ******* October 27, 2002 - 12:56 am said jeffrey while sitting on the bed eating from a little bag of peanut m&m's, "so when did they decide that smaller portions should be called 'fun size'? ...'cause y'know there's nothing fun about having less candy. y'know what would be fun? if i had a five-pound bag of m&m's." ******* October 21, 2002 - 4:33 pm i drove by an art show yesterday, and one of the artists had a thing for humpty-dumpty as well as an interesting explanation for why he fell off the wall. apparently, she thinks he was wasted ‘cause all her egg men were sporting different alcohol-bearing vessels – from wine glasses and/or bottles to beer steins.
******* October 11, 2002 - 1:04 pm paco: (sadly) he hates me, he hates me, he hates me. ******* October 11, 2002 - 1:00 pm ever wonder that if a pear and an apple had a baby if it would be delicious? wonder no more. i can tell you that it would not. anybody want the rest of this? ******* October 08, 2002 - 11:12 pm today on my way home from work, i saw a little girl of about 5 and her mother walking hand-in-hand. they crossed a busy six-lane road, went up a curb, and walked down the sidewalk before the light turned green and i drove away... and all the while the girl's eyes were closed. ******* October 06, 2002 - 12:43 pm last night jeff and i went to a party. just before we left, he told me i was the prettiest girl there. sigh. ******* October 02, 2002 - 4:55 pm something smells like ballet slippers. ******* |
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